Ah, fresh air!


if they can give Wolverine 50 movies they can give Storm one fucking Origin story, bring back nightcrawler and find a suitable gambit

Nightcrawler and gambit are easily my favourite characters

(via blewteam)


when u cum and someone’s about to walk in


(Source: illkim, via ruinedchildhood)


nothing was funnier than 1d acting like midnight memories didn’t leak on 1d day

(via ruinedchildhood)


there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life

(via oralympian)


I have more exes, than i had girlfriends.

(via ruinedchildhood)

I felt like there was a flirty vibe between us, but I wasn’t sure, and I HAVE to be sure… When I was running up the Champs-Élysées with the people in Paris, one of them asked if he could come back to my hotel room that night because he said the Metro wasn’t going to be able to get him back to HIS hotel. I knew he was sort of making that up, but I didn’t know. I knew he liked me a bit, but I didn’t know.

It got to the point where we’re in my hotel room, we’re both under the covers half naked, and I’m STILL going, ‘My god, but what is this? What is this? I don’t know what this is! What is this? WHAT IS THIS? My penis is in his mouth, but is he joking?!’

— Simon Amstell explaining my life in his stand-up special “Do Nothing” (via roses—and—rue)


Simon Amstell owning James Rushent of Does It Offend You, Yeah? on Never Mind The Buzzcocks